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- Me: *calling dad to ask him something*
- Dad: Hello?
- Me: Can I stay over at Dianna's for a while?
- Dad: Your grandparents are here.
- Me: Oh I'll come home then.
- Dad: No no its fine stay.
- Me: No tell them im on my way home.
- Dad: No they are on their way home right now, just left the driveway.
- Me: Ok.
- Dad: Well I gotta go, love you.
- Me: Whatever.
- So im not ever forgiving him. Right after that I left my friends house and cried as I walked home.
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- Random Freshman: You like Adventure time?
- Me: Yeah, why would I?
- Freshman: FAGGGGGGGGG!!!!
- Me: I'm a girl. Duh....
- Freshman: I like your ass.
- Me: *slaps him across the face* STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC!
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- Girl: Im so kawaii
- Me: Do you know what that means?
- Girl: ..
- Me: Name one thing about you that makes you kawaii
- Girl: My dad went to Japan once
- Me: Bitch please that does not make you kawaii
- Girl: I bet you don't know what it means
- Me: It means cute or loveable
- Girl: Prove it
- Me: *pulls out phone and types in 'what does kawaii mean?' Says cute or loveable*
- Girl: Oh....
- Me: Bitch im Japanese I know what im talking about
- Girl: Prove it. I bet im more Japanese than you.
- Me: Anata wa meinu fakku(fuck you bitch)
- Girl: I said Japanese not Spanish
- Some people....
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WHERE’D YOU COME FROM?So today in Math class, our teacher asked a boy “Where’d you come from?” And the boy answers. “My mom. Duh.” So then the teacher asks “When’s your birthday?” Then the boy answers. “Every year. Wow your dumb. I might as well be the teacher.” Best day ever
